By Jeremy Crane
My turn again! I get to write another post! What did we do recently... Well, we went to England, but I am pretty sure our blog has that covered. In that case, I guess I will write about our trip to the land of the Scots a few weeks ago. It was the moment we all were waiting for. We were finally leaving on the long-awaited trip (it was postponed 2 or 3 weeks) to the home of the bagpipes, kilts, tartan hats, and very small scoops of ice cream.
We went to Edinburgh for just 2 days and a night.
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Have minivan, will travel. Given the smiles, either the trip is just starting or they think that there is some ice cream nearby. |
First
we stormed Edinburgh Castle. It wasn’t easy, to get through the active military
units still stationed there. After we made it in, we saw a lot of old musty
stuff including where King James I of England was born, (maybe you’ve heard of
him). Well he must not have been very important because the room he was born in
is smaller than my bathroom. All he did was order the translation of a book
called The Holy Bible. We saw the Scottish Crown Jewels, plus the stone that
the first King of Scotland was crowned on top of. There was also a dog cemetery
for the soldier’s dogs at the castle. Those soldiers sure must have loved their
dogs.
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Jeremy and Allison storming Edinburgh castle. |
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Allison enjoying the view from the castle wall. |
Afterwards,
we went browsing through some shops. An hour or two later, we ended up with
Scotland or Edinburgh sweaters for all of us but Brad, who got a pair of
bagpipes for 15 pounds. Let’s just say that when we bought those bagpipes, we
got what we paid for. They might not look too bad to the eyes, but those
“bagpipes” are definitely not sweet to the hearing. Well, it shouldn’t have
been a surprise that they weren’t quite as good as the 150 pound ones. By far,
the best souvenir though was my tartan hat. Tartan hats are so cool. I would
wear mine 24/7 if it didn’t make my head sweaty.
We
then thoroughly scoured the Scottish history section of the National Museum of
Scotland. At least as thoroughly as you can search 6 floors in an hour. My
favorite part was the witch torture devices, featuring the thumbscrews, which
crushed the bones in your thumbs. Lovely! Well, unless those thumbs are mine.
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Remnants of John Knox's house are still visible. It is one of the oldest houses in Edinburgh. |
The
next day we saw the National Childhood Museum of Scotland. It was pretty much
the home of a bunch of creepy dolls, old fashioned toys, and lots of manikins.
We also went to another museum that will remain unnamed, because we forgot its
name. It is not because I forgot, it’s because my parents forgot. They are very
forgetful. So whatever the museum was called, it showed a lot of wax figures
that depicted Scottish life throughout the ages. It was very interesting and detailed.
Then
we went to get ice cream. The proportions were tiny. In fact, as Shakespeare would have put it, there was “not so
much [ice cream]… as earwax” We definitely didn't get much, but what we did
get was good. We also saw the café where J.K. Rowling wrote the first few books
of Harry Potter. Apparently, my dad had seen it earlier but had not made it
known. If we had not come across it again by chance our family might just have led a
revolt against him. Well, I guess he got lucky.
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Exploring the cemetery where Adam Smith was buried. |
As we left Edinburgh, we started noticing many signs saying "Yes!" or "No!" for the Scottish Independence Referendum. There were also cool slogans like "Proud to be Scots, Delighted to be United." Even though "No!" had a better slogan, I was leaning toward "Yes!" because Scotland becoming independent would be awesome. Unfortunately, (spoiler alert) "No!" won. :(
On the way back, we took the back roads so we could see Hadrian’s Wall. Hadrian’s Wall was cool, because it was built by Roman Emperor Hadrian 2000 years ago, but the best part was the countryside scenery. We so lots of rabbits, and some sheep. Thousands of sheep, that is. Out of all of those sheep, only a handful of them stuck out. That was because they were crowd surfing. One of the sheep had literally climbed on top of cluster of them and was walking around. Well I have seen stranger things. For an example, like the time when... uh, when, um… Well maybe not. We ended the evening by going to an Inn for tea (dinner for you Americans), and I got a fish pie that was really hot but was still good. The trip was a success and was definitely worth the 10 hour round trip. After all, I DID get a tartan hat!
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The author's tartan cap on display. A section of Hadrian's wall is visible in the background. |
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Walking a section of Hadiran's Wall |